Something very strange happened over the school holidays.
At the start of the two weeks I had a 4 year old daughter called Daisy. A sweet, funny, charming, delightful Daisy.
By the end of the 14 days that followed, I still had a daughter called Daisy but she had seemed to have morphed into a teenager.
A stroppy, don’t-do-as-your-told, get-out-of-my-face, why-are-you-so-annoying-dad teenager.
Dad?
When did we stop using the ‘DY’ on the end?!
Who made that decision? I’m not ready for that kind of decision.
It’s all very strange; she still looks exactly the same on the outside…
(She had a lot of ice cream during the holidays… don’t judge me!)
But the interior has all changed.
The most prominent difference I’ve noticed is her response to things I say and, in particular, the word ‘Okay’ when I ask her a question. Except it’s not a regular ‘Okay’ anymore; this is a much more serious version, the kind that sounds more like…
OH-KAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
Somehow the ‘O’ has been detached from the ‘kay’, and the ‘kay’ now seems to have gained several extra letters when delivered by Little Miss Stroppy.
Everything is a problem:
“Daisy, please can you come into the bathroom so we can clean your teeth?”
Silence.
“Daisy, please come to the bathroom for teeth.”
Silence.
“Daisy, why do I have to ask you three times to come to the bathroom to clean your teeth?”
“OH-KAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY”.
Does this sound familiar?
What’s happened? Why the attitude?
She’s even started to storm off to her room if she’s not happy with something I’ve said to her.
“That’s just girls for you”, my wife said in an attempt to reassure me.
Now, I might be heading down the paranoia route here but it seems like my wife and my daughter have formed some sort of alliance against me. They clearly understand each other better than I ever will. Eventually this will lead to them doing most things together… without me at all.
In a nutshell, I’m being phased out!
How my daughter has hit the mood-swingy teenage stage already is baffling in itself considering she can’t even read yet and is still playing with Barbie dolls.
And it’s happened so quickly. A couple of weeks ago, I’d be goofing around in the kitchen, pulling faces and saying silly words that would have had her in hysterics.
Now, she just finds me annoying, not funny. (As does my wife, incidentally).
So in what can only be described as an unfortunate change in roles, my 4 year old now finds her 33 year old dad too immature for her.
I knew there would be a moment in our relationship when this would happen but how was I to know it would be so soon?!
Maybe next time we are sat having breakfast together I’ll mention the global recession, or something more on her level…
#lad2dad lesson men don’t understand women… at any age!
Did this happen to you? Always love to hear your stories in the comments section below.
April 19, 2015 at 7:47 pm
Haha love it! My daughter is 4 and exactly the same 😨 her favourite is “WHHHHHY-YYYYYUH?!” Drives me scatty! Oh and threatening me with “You’re not my best friend anymore!” When I won’t do something as important as feed her crisps exclusively.
So funny yet scarily teenage at the same time xx
April 19, 2015 at 7:51 pm
How could I forget “WHHHHHY-YYYYUH”. Also a regular noise circulating in our house!!! I’d love an exclusive crisp feeder. Sounds amazing!!! 🙂
Thanks for reading, glad you enjoyed.
April 19, 2015 at 7:51 pm
Funnily enough my five year old son is precisely the same, not just a girl thing. Thank goodness school returns tomorrow.
April 19, 2015 at 7:52 pm
Boys are like this too?!?!?! WHAT?! In that case I’m in for double trouble in a couple of years! Thanks for reading the blog. 🙂
April 19, 2015 at 8:01 pm
Made me chuckle. I don’t have a girl, two boys (8&6), but takes me half a dozen times of asking for them to anything….. oh and of late, I seem to have turned into a referee. That wasn’t the plan when I had 2 so close together. They were supposed to be playmates and keep each other occupied for houra at a time. #bestlaidplans
April 19, 2015 at 8:03 pm
Glad you enjoyed Paula. Two boys close together is always going to result in one thing; wresting matches that end up with one getting hurt every single time! Good luck…! 😉 x
April 19, 2015 at 8:17 pm
My 3 year old (just turned) daughter is exactly the same. Has been like this now for over 6 months. She’s just started dropping the ‘my’ from mummy & making me at 31 feel old!!
April 19, 2015 at 8:18 pm
I know. Dad and Mum is something adults say about their parents. who do these kids think they are?!?! 🙂 x
April 19, 2015 at 8:28 pm
Ha my daughter is 35 and I’ve had that since she was 4 years old just a few more years for you then Rich …
Good job we love them….
Xxx 💋💋👍
April 19, 2015 at 8:31 pm
Hahaha, you’re a trooper Val! 🙂
April 19, 2015 at 10:15 pm
My 14 year has been like this seems like forever. Plus accuses me of being lazy, should I ask him to do anything. Oh and another thing. All creams and shampoos are for girls. ??? So, you are still ok, considering things to come… x👍
April 20, 2015 at 2:36 pm
So you’re telling me that there’s AT LEAST another decade of this ahead of me?! 😉
Thanks for taking the time to read it. x
April 20, 2015 at 8:01 pm
My sons 26 now and has called me Janey since he was about 5 ( because every one else does so why can’t I???) Wait till you’re sending them text messages whilst they’re upstairs as it’s easier than trying to converse through the walls!! Treasure them both now whilst you can it goes by way too quickly
Loving the blogs by the way x
April 21, 2015 at 3:26 pm
Think it’s time to kick him out the house 😉
Glad you enjoyed the blog – appreciate it. X